: Let me tell you the tale of a deranged lich who possesses an internal gaming system and wreaks havoc upon the world. Today, let's take a look at the daily quests... it's the cursed "choose one of two options" type again. The first option is to destroy a town with a population of 30,000 or more, with a reward of 10,000 evil points. The second option is to steal lollipops from three innocent children, with a measly reward of 1 evil point. And if I fail to complete either quest, I'll lose 2 points. Ha! Do they think I'm foolish? If I were to actually destroy a town, a horde of Epic-ranked Holy Knights would surely come after me. And even if I did earn the points, what good would they do me when I'm dead? No, I think I'll stick to being a kind-hearted lollipop thief. I've had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can't be a good person? I'll show this wretched system that I can be an honorable and upright man.
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