Chapter 79 – Paranoid Qi Hong
"Oh, one of the disciples I fucked taught me a basic strengthening technique."
Xu Miao lied. Obviously, he couldn't say that he had learned from the system.
"Cool. Then, when and where did you usually train?"
Unlike the usual, Qi Hong's tone and voice were unfriendly. She interrogated Xu Miao, asking for the trick he had used to get stronger.
Qi Hong had seen how Xu Miao fought Wei Yuan and Xie Tian. She was sure that nobody had taught him the arts that he used during the assessment trial.
"What? Are you threatening me?"
"That depends on your answer. If you tell me honestly, we can keep our current relationship. If you insist on hiding your little secrets, I will have to take extreme measures to squeeze information from you!"
"Hmm," Xu Miao's face turned solemn.
'Fight, negotiate, compromise, surrender, run, or ... kill?'
Xu Miao stared into Qi Hong's eyes without hiding the dark murderous light in his pupils. He was making another important decision.
The elder and the young master were in silence, staring into each other's eyes.
After two minutes of decision making, Xu Miao sighed, "What did you expect from a dual cultivator? I get stronger every time I have sex."
Xu Miao chose to negotiate first. As killing Qi Hong was impossible with his current strength, he could only talk his way out of this predicament.
"I'm aware, but how did you train the swordsmanship and other techniques?"
Qi Hong pressed on. She needed to know how Xu Miao got stronger under her strict surveillance.
"During sex."
"Bullshit! Do you think anyone can master stripper swordsmanship and dual flame without practicing even once!?"
"I'm the type that usually get an inspiration during sex. You see, when I fucked JY disciples, I observed their reaction, their movements, and their behavior on the bed. Some of them used body strengthening skills to increase their endurance to last on the bed longer. A few applied grapple techniques into sex, and many of them demonstrated their firm lower bodies, showing that they had trained their lower muscle hard. After sex, I asked them about their favorite weapon techniques or cultivation techniques. All of them are cooperative and told me about their background and their training schedules. You see, most disciples have similar foundations and skills, so I kinda learned from their experiences..."
Xu Miao blabbered nonsense to dodge the question, pretending that he was a genius that could learn various skills by having multiple inspirations.
Of course, Qi Hong didn't believe it. Her experience taught her that no one could master stripper swordsmanship and the dual flame technique without a practice. She had spent decades tampering her body and essence, so she could use yin flame without a major backlash. Yet, Xu Miao was capable of using it on his first try against Xie Tian with a slight backlash injury.
Qi Hong didn't know that Xu Miao died several thousand times trying to use that technique in his Isolation Space. She still thought that he had secretly trained somewhere.
Unfortunately, all proof and evidence showed that Xu Miao never left his room before the annual examination event.
"So, you're saying that you are capable of learning any combat art by getting inspiration during sex? And you can also gain experience from your sex partner?"
"Yes! Thank you for understanding! My tongue is really tired from trying to explain it to you!"
Xu Miao intentionally slipped many pieces of information to hint that he could also learn what his sex partners could do. It wasn't completely a lie since he could literally copy other cultivators' skills in the Isolation Space.
"Oho? Isn't that interesting? Well, then. If you have sex with someone, can you obtain all of that person's experience?"
"Heck, no! I can only use something that I've read or skimmed through. I can't suddenly gain enlightenment and come up with a heavenly invincible skill, you know. I'm only a newbie cultivator!"
Qi Hong found Xu Miao's words suspicious. Still, since Qi Hong couldn't find solid evidence, she just had to test him herself. She took out her J-Phone and texted someone.
A few minutes later, a familiar face entered Long Meifang's bedroom.
It was the legal loli, Zheng Liqin.
Currently, Zheng Liqin's eyes were bright and pure. She wore frilly pink robes and was dragging a cotton bear doll with patched eyes. She resembled an innocent young girl who had never learned about the dirty sides of adults.
Her iconic twin tail hairstyle was still there. The pretty face and tender lips were also destructive as Xu Miao had the urge to protect that pure look.
She was too cute!
However, her current strength was different than before. She became a 4th stage elite after he hadn't seen her for half a month.
Xu Miao was confused about why Qi Hong called Zheng Liqin here.
"Err, senior? Isn't she my human cauldron?"
"No, she's not your sex slave anymore. Your mother has cured her and rewritten her memory. She is now a soldier of our sect."
"..."
Xu Miao raised his eyebrows while his eyes glanced at his system menu.
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The progress clearly indicated that she was still under the influence of the system's brainwashing effect. Xu Miao suspected if Qi Hong was trying to trick him.
Qi Hong tossed a scroll at Xu Miao, "Prove it to me that you can use this technique and absorb Liqin experience by having sex with her all day."
Xu Miao picked up the scroll to look at it. Shockingly, it was one of the difficult core skills of the silver phoenix sect that he had seen in the core library.
Vampiric Touch!
"I won't give you any hint. I'll give you ten minutes to skim through everything. Then, you'll fuck her for the entire day while I'm watching you here! Tomorrow morning, I'll test you. If you can use that skill tomorrow, I'll believe in your words."
Xu Miao looked at the scroll and Qi Hong's face with a complicated expression. He couldn't believe that he could acquire another core skill for free. In fact, he had planned to exchange his CP for all learnable core skills and every technique that the sect had. He wanted to collect everything for his future skill fusion feature.
'Oh well. I guess local villains always become retards after they meet a protagonist. Normally, I hate authors who gave MCs easy power-up. But in this case, THANK YOU!'
Xu Miao held his hands in prayer, praying for a mysterious existence that local cultivators would never understand. Then, he turned to Zheng Liqin, who had upgraded her loli-power.
As if he was mimicking Jim Carry stripping meme, he clapped his hands and waved his arms. All his clothes dropped on the floor, and his weakened rooster got energetic again. But for the sake of safety, Xu Miao popped one of his healing pills into his mouth to recover his lost vitality.
"I'm ready! Let me prove to you that I can learn and use this skill by fucking her all day. If I can use the skill, don't pester me about this matter again, okay? Deal?"
Xu Miao didn't trick Qi Hong into promising another bet or a gamble. He knew his limits, and he didn't want to offend the angry elder right now.
After all, one didn't simply get the chance to ravish a legal loli often. He was tired of sleeping with big-boob girls. He wanted something new.
"Hmm! Fine!"
Qi Hong agreed to Xu Miao's request. She picked a chair and placed it on a corner. Then, she sat down and crossed her legs, watching Xu Miao's every action.
Meanwhile, Zheng Liqin stared at Xu Miao's rooster with interest. She walked toward it and touched it.
<<Ding>>
<<System has detected foreign techniques in one of your yin cauldrons.>>
<<Quarantining the virus...>>
<<Ding>>
<<You have regained control over Zheng Liqin.>>
Zheng Liqin blinked a few times before she muttered with a low voice that only Xu Miao could hear it, "Master. What's your order?"
"Oh?"
The system snatched the control over Zheng Liqin from Xu Xiuying. She became his loyal sex doll again, but she didn't have the usual expressionless face.
"Well, for a starter, let's dual-cultivate!"
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Xu Miao kept track of his time. He always stopped having sex when it was time to eat and sleep. At 8 PM, he stopped pumping seeds into the petit body and gave her a bath.
Zheng Liqin, on the other hand, was out of commission. The orc king sutra gave Xu Miao a permanent buff to his sexual urge, his rooster's size, and his bodily fluid, so the loli got broken after 10 hours of sex.
As for Qi Hong, she didn't move from her position at the room corner, staring at Xu Miao and Zheng Liqin, scanning their qi usage in their bodies.
"By the way, senior. Are you going to watch me sleep?"
Before taking Zheng Liqin to the bath and clean her body, Xu Miao teased Qi Hong. Since the elder was still sitting in the corner and giving him a sharp glare, Xu Miao was curious if she would stay here the entire night.
"Yeah, I'll be sitting here until tomorrow morning. Show me how you train your new skills in your sleep!"
"... Sure. By the way, Elder Long might be angry if we occupy her bedroom all day and all night. Can we relocate back to my room?"
"No. You sleep or have sex here. You can't go anywhere until I say so!"
"..."
While Xu Miao and Qi Hong were staying in the bedroom, Long Meifang had finished devouring the six teenage boys and disposed of their dead bodies. She returned to her room to rest.
When Long Meifang found the group and her dirty bedsheets, she roared, "HEY, DUMB BITCH! GTFO! THIS IS MY ROOM! I NEED TO SLEEP!"
Qi Hong snorted, "I have a business that I need to keep Xu Miao here. Go to sleep elsewhere. Hell, why do you still need to sleep? All 4th stage cultivators can stay awake indefinitely."
"I'm not like you bums! I need to sleep after sex!"
Long Meifang ignored Qi Hong and turned to Xu Miao, "And you..."
The elder licked her lips and gulped, "Your semen is delicious. Can I have some more?"
Everyone: "..."
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