They then recalled the roasted wild rabbit’s taste…It was no delicious food! Instead, their minds were full of the stinky scent. That scent smelled like poop and it attacked one’s senses. It was really disgusting.
All the food Li Murou had made became disgusting cuisines in their minds. But even so, the three men didn’t find anything strange. They just acted like grumpy men, complaining to lu Ting.
Zhou Qing said, “I don’t understand why she came to the show to harm us. Just how did we offend her? The bread and canned thick soup tasted fishy and salty while the pheasant soup had no taste at all. As for that wild rabbit…Good heavens. There were no flavorings at all. It also contained an indescribable stinky smell. I suddenly miss Sister Nianqi’s roasted fish now…”
Huang Hai also said, “Brother Qing, stop talking. I’m so disgusted that I want to vomit just thinking of her bread and canned thick soup. Was there something wrong with me? I actually thought it tasted good back then? Taste good my a**…”
The reserved Huang Hai who was basically invisible within the group suddenly cursed. Everyone looked unbelievably at him.
Leita’s aggressive attitude was apparent. In an thunderous voice, “F***. Here I thought the biggest danger here was the poachers. Who knew…heh. It’s not just disgusting cuisine at this point. That’s crap! It’s warm and fresh crap!”
Lu Ting was speechless.
Everyone roasted Li Murou. He knew that she didn’t know how to cook, yet these people were the ones flattering her. They went against their consciences to compliment her culinary skills, probably because they were forced by the situation. Now that they were “poisoned” by Li Murou, they finally couldn’t take it anymore and exploded.
Lu Ting felt really gratified. At least, they finally woke up from their dreams and were willing to stand up and say: Lu Murou’s food is trash.
He peered at the campground before asking, “Are you guys feeling okay?”
Zhou Qing took a deep breath and then responded, “I’m fine. Brother Ting, the disgusting cuisine had hurt our poor souls. We might be traumatized and suffer from erectile dysfunction.”
Lu Ting was bewildered. Traumatized? Okay. But what does this have to do with erectile dysfunction?
Leita smacked Lu Ting’s shoulders, a lifeless look. “Brother, from now on, we’re relying on you. Don’t worry. As long as you can promise that we won’t starve to death, I’ll definitely treat you as my friend once we get out of this forest. If someone dares to bully you, I’ll fly to China to beat them up for you.”
Huang Hai softly soughed. He really wanted to remind him that Lu Ting was the grandson of the wealthiest person in China. Who dares to bully him?
Seeing that their bodies were still soaked, he stood up to say, “Go change your clothes. I’ll go look for some food with Lin Yueqi.”
Zhou Qing was about to get on his knees. “Brother Ting, you’re the kindest person. You’re my model!”
Leita also wanted to cry seeing how Lu Ting disregarded the past. He hugged him and patted him hard on the back. “Brother, thank you!”
Although they lost a cook, they wouldn’t starve to death in the wild. They were also survival experts in the wilderness. They didn’t mind working on their own. But because they trusted Li Murou too much and didn’t bring any seasonings, it was hard for them to take in tasteless foods after eating food mixed with seasonings.
In the live-broadcast room within the country, the online users saw the food after it had been optimized by the [Gourmet Food Deity] system. Just a moment before, they were still lamenting how beautiful the food looked but they were shocked right after.
“What the heck? What’s going on? Food poisoning again?”
“No way…but there aren’t any side dishes? Could the rabbit be poisonous?”
“Look at how much the people are vomiting. It’s much worse than the other day. Damn. What’s going on? I’m so anxious just looking at the live broadcast. If only there’s someone explaining the situation right now.”
“How come things always fall apart whenever Li Murou is cooking? Clearly, she’s just not suited for cooking. Though the videos in the past had been filtered, heh. I think she doesn’t know how to cook at all.”
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