“Name?”
“Lin Fir.”
“Lin? That’s a very rare surname.” “Haha. Actually, I’m an orphan.” “Ah… Sorry.”
“It’s fine, don’t worry.” “Then… age?”
“17 years old.”
“Ah, you’re really young, huh.” “Not really, not really.”
“Your gender, should be male, right?”
“Cough…”
“Sorry, because recently, there’s a weird fashion trend going on, so it’s best to make a confirmation.”
“Is that so… I’m indeed male.”
Do you mind telling me what fashion trend is going on lately? “Un… Then… Your race?”
“I think it’s Undead Holy Angel.”
“……”
‘Pata’. Her pen fell onto the table, and the entire place instantly became absolutely silent.
Where are we?
Obviously, it’s the place that manages identity cards. Because of a certain freaking otherworlder who turned into a Demon King, the entire Abyss was turned into something like a modernized city, and this miraculous thing called an identity card actually appeared as well, and was currently widely used.
Hence, so as to be able to participate in regular activities in the Abyss, Ms. Snow and I had to come to this place to arrange for our identity cards.
The person arranging my identity card was a loli… That’s right, an actual loli. When I saw her for the first time, I had this thought in my mind. Is it really fine for a minor to work here? But…
When I saw the name card she placed on the table, I realized. This girl was a dwarf…
Dwarf! Are all dwarves lolis!? Oh my god!
Alright, I have to stay calm. I had already seen several mystical things in this world, it’s best to keep calm. Fortunately, I’m not a lolicon, otherwise, I would have definitely announced that I would unite and rule over the dwarf races.
Alright, I’m drifting quite far away from the main point. Let’s get back to the situation at hand.
Firstly, it’s this loli who was currently looking at me shockingly with her mouth wide open… No… I should refer to her as a young dwarf girl… Actually, it doesn’t matter if I refer to her as a loli, right?
The main point is, the way you’re looking at me is as if I just proposed to you, you don’t have to act this exaggerated, right?
“Did you just propose to her?”
Ms. Snow, who suddenly ran over to my side, asked. “How is that possible!?”
“Ah, I thought you’re into the loli-types.”
“Hah? How did you come up with that conclusion?” “Ms. Aliyah and Ms. Michelle.”
“……”
Those two are special cases, alright? Why didn’t you notice Irlin?
“Though I don’t really have any opinions on your tastes, after all, everyone has their own likes…”
“Alright! Stop! This is a healthy story! Let’s move onto another topic.” After saying that, I turned to the dwarf loli called Simia and asked. “Hey hey, what are you shocked about?”
“Ah… Ah! Sorry, it’s just… this is my first time meeting an Undead Holy Angel. So I
was a little startled.” “… I see.”
I scratched my head, and then turned to Orlando who was beside me.
“Are Undead Holy Angels really that uncommon in the Abyss?” “Adding you, there’s only 666 of them. What do you think?”
The hell! It’s a species at the brink of extinction! There are even more dragons
than us, alright? Putting aside the fact that dragons could hardly give birth and have descendants, why is my race multiplying so slowly!?
“Just why…”
“Ah, about that. Because of your race’s strong compatibility, they were the strongest war potential in battles, and hence, their lives were expended pretty quickly. If not for the current Demon King who emphasizes on the diversity of species, you might have already become the last Undead Holy Angel today.”
What the hell! Then I must really thank this colleague of mine!
“Strong compatibility? Don’t Fallen Angels have strong compatibility as well? And it’s much easier to wield Dark Magic than Necromancy, right?”
“Fallen Angels can be directly converted from Angels, can you do that?” Nope!
“Alright, fine…”
Once again, I turned towards the dwarf loli.
“I know you’re currently really shocked, but this isn’t the time for that. If it’s possible, do you mind speeding up the processing of my identity documents? I still wish to tour around the city, you know.”
“Ah… Alright… Umm… Do you mind putting your hand onto this monitoring device?”
“This is…”
“This is a device to identify your race… No, it’s not like I’m suspecting your words, I’m… only… I’m only doing my job.”
After saying that, she actually began to cry.
“Hey hey, don’t cry. You’re making it look like I’m bullying you.” I then put my hand onto the device.
！Suddenly, a strong magical force from the device rushed into my body. I felt
pain on my back, and when I came back into my senses, I realized my Angel’s Wing and Undead Wing were actually spread wide open!
“Oh~ So cool! Why do you usually keep them inside you?” Ms. Snow who was beside me, asked.
“Are you joking? If I were to keep them open, I will only be able to sleep on my
sides!” “That’s true.”
“Alright, the identification is done, right?”
“Un. It’s already completed. This is your new identity card.” After saying that, she passed a transparent card onto my hand.
The black wordings on the card were my name and my race. Other than something that looked like a chip in the middle, which looked rather unprofessional and unpleasant, the rest of the card looked fine.
“Alright, what are we going to do next?”
I looked towards Orlando.
He looked to the sky and pondered for a moment… before speaking up. “Let’s first go for a tour?”
“Why a tour, again!? Because I went for a tour, I landed up in the Ice Fissure!”
“Well, because the lord of this Freezing Point Abyss wish to see you, but her airship is still charging up… After all, your arrival wasn’t in her list of itinerary.”
“… Hey hey, you want me to meet the lord the moment I arrive? Is that really fine!?”
“If you’re unwilling to meet her…” “Of course I’m willing…”
He didn’t understand what I just said, huh. Oh well, let’s leave it at that.
“Alright, Ms. Snow, let’s go. Let’s do some shopping.” “Alright, alright~”
“Orlando will be paying, so you don’t have to worry.” “Fir, you…”
“Wasn’t this your suggestion? Haha…”
At the same time, 50,000 kilometers away from the Freezing Point Abyss, in a certain building at the center of the Abyss.
“The 666th Undead Holy Angel? Is this piece of news real?”
The aged man who was originally reading a book out of boredom, abruptly stood up, and slammed his hand onto the table.
“Yes, we just confirmed the information of his identity registration. And, our eyes in-charge of Freezing Point Abyssal City’s surveillance also confirmed the appearance a person with both a piece of Undead Wing and Angel’s Wing.”
“… Hahahaha, very good! This time, we must definitely grab him before the rest of the Undead Holy Angels!”
“Yes!”
The person who replied took a step back, and disappeared into thin air, while the aged man smiled slightly as he once again picked up the book he was reading.
“Interesting. I didn’t expect that, at the very last moment, god gave me another chance. Hahahahaha!”
As he laughed, his pair of black wings emitted a weird light…
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