Aldred was speechless right now. He looked at his father calmly sitting on a couch with a proud smile, while his mother blushed with shame beside him. She didn't even dare to look at anyone due to how embarrassing it was.
"Why do you have to tell him that?" Eve hit her husband.
"So what. Let him know how we met."
"It's too embarrassing."
"How many millennia had it been? You're still embarrassed by it even when I dig the hole almost everyday?"
Eve bit his shoulder.
"OW. Ow. Ow. That hurt."
Eve stared at him and pouted. "Don't say such a word in front of our baby."
Four years had already passed now, and Aldred could already speak, write, and even read. That was how he could ask his father his story of meeting his mother. To be honest, he didn't expect it to turn that way at all.
It wasn't romantic in the slightest! He would expect love at the beach, saving a damsel in distress, and other types of heroic scenes. This… this kinda disappointed him. But oh well, at least their relationship had gone well for whatever millennium.
Anyway, he had been accumulating some EXP in the dungeon, though he was very lazy about it because he had too much fun with his family.
'Status.'
[Aldred]
Health Points: 15/15
Level: 8
Titles: Depressed baby
Power:
-Fireball: Lv. 1
Attributes:
-Strength: 1
-Vitality: 1
-Intelligence: 2
-Dexterity: 1
Stat points: 14
Skill points: 14
He hadn't used a single point yet because he didn't know what to increase. Leveling up in the future would get much harder, this meant that stat points would become a precious commodity. He should wait for some time before deciding what to do with it.
His attributes increased by itself as he grew older anyway. Who knew his stats might increase exponentially since he was the son of a demon king. Also, his health point increased by five because he had one point in vitality. That was nice.
"You guys are disgusting," a woman's voice said. It was his big sister, Dina.
He reached out both of his hands to get her attention. Dina was happy to see him and immediately picked him up. "Are you excited to see me, little Aldred?" She stuffed her face into his which made him giggle. "Come on. Let's get you some hot chocolate and some storybooks to read."
Aldred frantically nodded his head. He loved spending time with his big sister because she always spoiled him with everything. Both of them would stay in her room and read some story books while enjoying a cup of hot chocolate milk, and sweets.
And sure enough, When Aldred was brought into her room, there were a lot of sweets on the table. His favorite was the one that was sprinkled with sugars on top, and dark chocolate inside.
Aldred pointed at the sweets and looked at her. "Sweets."
"Oh, you little baby boy. You're so cute. You want some sweets?"
Aldred nodded.
Dina sat on the edge of the bed and grabbed the one with chocolate inside. Aldred smiled and gave her a kiss. She always knew what he liked and it made him like her even more.
"Thanks, big sister."
"Ohh," Dina said. "You're planning to kill me with your cuteness, aren't you." She pinched his cheeks. "You little sweet boy."
Aldred rubbed his cheek in pain, but he didn't mind. He got pinched almost everyday, so he got used to it already. He looked at the stack of books beside the plate of sweets. He then waved his hand and pointed at the books.
"You want to read books? You have the same hobby as me. I will buy more storybooks for you, okay?"
Aldred nodded like an obedient boy which made Dina so happy and she stuffed her face into his again. She couldn't have enough of it. If she could, she wanted to stuff her face on his all day.
Dina grabbed his favorite book that he hadn't finished yet. It was a story about a man who had to return a ring to a weird old man. Together with a bunch of weird short dudes, they went past many hurdles and trials. Oh, and they also got help from an old white-bearded dude, also a long-eared dude helped them too. There were a lot of dudes in that story.
Aldred read the title of the book again 'Bitch, Where's My Ring?'
Who wouldn't read a book with this title slapped at the center of the cover.
He opened the book and continued where he had left off.
…
In the story:
The old man stared at the beast, holding the staff with both of his hands. He raised his staff high and shouted. "You shall not fart!"
*Brrt*
The old man widened his eyes and fell down in tears. "NO!"
The bridge under his feet snapped into two and the old man fell into the abyss.
…
Aldred huffed. He closed the book and threw it away. It was such a cliche. He signaled for Dina to pick him another book instead.
"You already got bored of that one?" She said as she looked away from her book. She was quite an avid reader too, although her taste was too much for him to bear.
Aldred read the title of the book in her hand: 'Fifteen Shade of Gay'
Ugh. Although Aldred loved her with all his heart, her taste in books needed a little bit of fixing. He wouldn't judge though, she could read whatever she wanted to read.
Dina rummaged through her stacks of books. "Which one should I pick for you? What about this; 'Bolly potter and the useless stone'. Sounds interesting right?"
Aldred shook his head.
"The hungry games?"
He shook his head again.
"Okay, what about 'Jercy Jackson, the lightning burglar'
Aldred nodded. That title sounded interesting. He wondered how someone could become a lightning burglar. The author must really have something wrong inside his head.
Dina passed the book to him and both of them continued to read in bed. Sometimes they would change position; sitting, or laying down. Most of the time, Aldred was on top of her, and used her chest as pillows.
It was the best pillows a four-year-old boy could ask for! Divine quality right here! Go get it now at only 1.99$. Oh, what was his thinking? This pillow was for him and him only. No other men shall have it.
Aldred crawled to the corner of the bed and grabbed a cup of hot chocolate. The smell and taste were nice and sweet. Also, he grabbed another bun and took a bite. The chocolate melted inside his mouth, and Aldred closed his eyes in satisfaction.
"Aldred, you should eat more carefully. Look, your lips are all dirty now."
Dina approached and then licked his lips to clean the stain.
'Yep totally normal. It's just a big sister cleaning her little brother's lips. That's it… That's it my ass!
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