"Ahh! My pp!"
"Fuck that hurt!"
"Wait, this actually feel good."
"I'd rather die than be an eunuch."
"I wonder if we should cut our balls as well."
"Ugh. you sick bastard."
Aldred killed those who tried to run away with his fire bullets, and let the rest live. "Let these be a reminder of your crime. Get yourself a new life. Be an adventurer or something, I don't think it's necessary to steal and kill for you to fill your stomach with bread. Now go."
The bandits scurried away immediately.
Aldred glanced at Barkley's remain and turned him into an undead. Xer Xai only ate half of him, so Aldred still could turn him into an undead.
Barkley bowed his undead form on top of Xer Xai's head.
"Tell me. Who ordered you to disrupt the trade route in this region."
"I do not know, master. They gave me a lot of gold coins to attack as many merchants as possible within the Chanterre County."
Aldred nodded and made Barkley vanish. "Someone is trying to give you a hard time, Maverick. Does your father have enemies?"
Maverick bitterly smiled. "As a trusted hand of the emperor, my father received a lot of envy from other nobles. Especially after the emperor assigned more land for my father and even took some parts of the nobles' land for him."
"No wonder. Everybody must be trying to shit on you. But why don't they use Platinum Rank and above? I am sure they have a lot of those."
"There will be war if they use them. Platinum Rank cannot be used so lightly. If they dare to be so blatant, My father won't mind taking their land by force."
Aldred nodded. "In that case, I will send my undead all over your territory to kill all the bandits."
"Thank you."
"No problem. You helped me a lot. It's normal for me to do the same."
Maverick bitterly smiled. "Without you I won't get the astrolabe at all."
"You also gave me that low Epic staff, so don't feel like you haven't given me anything."
They continued their journey. Aldred told Xer Xai to burrow under the ground to prevent people getting a heart attack from seeing her.
The vision ahead of them was filled with rocks, dirt, stones, bugs, underground lakes, caves, and there are even some secret bases where the people were shocked by him appearing out of nowhere.
Xer Xai dug through a secret base. There was a man there sitting on top of a dark rune. The man widened his eyes when he saw a gigantic creature passing through his base.
"Sorry to bother you. Have a good day!" Aldred shouted as he waved at the man.
Meanwhile the man was in shock. "What was that?"
There were a lot of secret bases down here. And the people within did a lot of weird rituals. One base even did a ritual where they licked a beautiful woman's armpit.
"What kind of ritual is that?" Aldred asked. "These guys aren't perverts disguising themselves as ritualists right?"
Meanwhile, Maverick was shocked as well. He did not know there were so many secret bases under his territory. These bases were like ants' nests. Some were so large and interconnected with each other while some were so small that Xer Xai accidentally destroyed them by passing through.
"Maverick, you need to tell your father to kill all these cockroaches."
Aldred looked at a group of ritualists who bent down on the floor and sucked their own pp.
"How can you let people like this remain alive?"
"Pongo."
"See, even Pongo agrees with me."
Xer Xai kept digging through base after base. She dug through a thick steel wall, and entered some kind of praying hall.
A man in a dark robe stood on top of a stage reading some sort of black bible. "If she refuses to date, her mother you shall impregnate."
The other ritualist bowed on the floor.
"Such wisdom. As expected from master pepe."
"Please guide us, master pepe!" they all chanted.
"If she refuses to give head, her father, you shall go ahead."
"Master pepe, please die."
Aldred saw all the ritualists pull out a short blade and stabbed the man with the black robe.
The man groaned in pain. "If women don't turn you on, little girls must you grab upon."
"Master pepe, please be quiet and die."
Xer Xai quickly passed the base.
"Well, that was something," Aldred said.
"I should really clean these ritualists later."
"I will lend Xer Xai to you if possible."
Maverick's eyes lit up. "You will?"
If he could bring this creature around town, his name would be feared and his supporters and followers would be more confident in him. After all, who else could ride on top of a Xer Xai?
After a few hours of traveling underground, Aldred wanted some fresh air, so he told Xer Xai to ascend.
A gorilla was having a great 'fun' time with his wife during the day. The male was smiling as he rode on top of his wife from the back.
Hehe, good wife, good life.
Suddenly, the ground below them shook and then blasted them into the sky.
Xer Xai crashed into the trees, knocking them away. The birds and squirrel panicked, running from the massive beast.
Young couples who were deeply in love but are not allowed to be together were naked together in the grass about to have some seggs, but the ground suddenly shook, and they saw a large creature coming towards them.
Panicking, they ran as fast as they could while naked.
"What about our seggs?" The lady asked.
"I am not in the mood anymore, darling."
Aldred closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "Finally, some fresh air."
In the distance, they saw a grand city right beside a formidable bridge that spanned the wide river.
The guards on the wall stared at the beast with widened eyes. "Call the commander! A large beast is attacking!"
The guards were about to prepare their defensive treasures, until they saw Lord Maverick waving his hand above the monster.
"Wait, that's Lord Maverick. The creature is not hostile."
They were relieved that it was Lord Maverick, but none of them could stay calm with a large beast charging at them. And so they still prepared their magic trinkets and treasures.
When the creature stopped right in front of the gate, standing higher than the wall itself, that was when they truly realized that this wasn't an ordinary beast.
Aldred looked at them with a smile. "What's up, guys. The weather is nice today, right?"
Maverick laughed. "Aldred, I welcome you to Monthiviers."
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