Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Mo Fei bent over the desk, writing his homework impatiently.
Mo Yi watched Mo Fei’s twisted face and said, “Young master, be gentle. You are gonna puncture the paper.”
Mo Fei’s expression changed a bit, he then said, “That old son of a bitch! He will get his karma!”
Mo Yi nodded and echoed, “Yes, yes. He will definitely get his karma. That old bastard will stay fucking single for all his life.”
Mo Fei scratched his head painfully, “Yiyi, how many times have I written?”
Mo Yi looked at Mo Fei and said, “Over 200 times.”
“What?! I’ve been writing for so long and it’s only over 200 times?” said Mo Fei testily.
Mo Yi said, “Young master, it’s true that you have been writing for a long time. But you didn’t only write ‘I am an idiot’. You also wrote ‘that darn old asshole’, and you wrote it over 300 times already.”
Mo Fei scratched his head bitterly, “That old scoundrel! To ask me such a smart genius to write “I am an idiot’, isn’t it absurd?”
Mo Yi, “…Young master, forget about whether it’s absurd or not. You better go on writing.”
Mo Fei nodded, “Fine! You go to sleep. I can manage it myself.”
Mo Yi nodded, “All right. Then I’m going to sleep now.”
Mo Fei sat by the window, looking at the dark sky outside, feeling a bit sad and lonely.
“What are you writing?” an elegant and gorgeous voice sounded by his ear suddenly.
With warm breaths blowing into Mo Fei’s ears, Mo Fei immediately jumped up like a cat being stamped on its tail.
“What are you doing here?” questioned Mo Fei in anger.
Lou Yu then smiled, “This is my house. Is it strange that I appear here?”
Mo Fei then glared at Lou Yu sullenly, “Why didn’t you even make a sound when you came in?”
Lou Yu smiled, “Seeing you writing so intently, I didn’t have the heart to disturb you. What were you writing?”
Mo Fei quickly covered the papers, “None of your business.”
Lou Yu smiled and then said amiably, “How is it none of my business? You are my wife. Your everything is related to me.”
Lou Yu then pulled the exercise book from under Mo Fei’s arms. Then Lou Yu immediately put on a bright smile, “ ‘I am an idiot’?! Mo Fei, I have never known you are so self-aware. You even know yourself an idiot!”
Mo Fei’s face reddened immediately, “Does it have anything to do with you?”
Lou Yu found it really funny on seeing Mo Fei’s red face.
Mo Fei then said impatiently, “Get out!”
Lou Yu held his arms, looked at Mo Fei seriously, “What happened? Tell me.”
Mo Fei then said reluctantly, “I offended the star history teacher. So he punished me to write it a thousand times.”
“Star history teacher? What is his name?” asked Lou Yu.
Mo Fei scratched his head, “Just our star history teacher. How would I know his name?”
Lou Yu looked at Mo Fei and snorted, “You even don’t know your teacher’s name? A thousand times may not be enough.”
Mo Fei then glared at Lou Yu, “What do you know? I’ve got a lot of things to memorize. How would I have time for such unimportant things?”
“What kind of person is your teacher?” asked Lou Yu.
After thinking for a bit, Mo Fei said, “He is narcissistic. He always said when he was young, many beautiful girls were addicted to his charm. Some beautiful girls and cute guys fought for him. I highly doubt he has got paranoea.”
Lou Yu’s eyebrows were furrowed, “Is your teacher surnamed E?”
Mo Fei thought a bit and said, “Surname E it is. I heard someone call him Teacher E.”
Lou Yu then said, “You don’t even know his name? His name is very special.”
“Really?” asked Mo Fei.
Lou Yu nodded, “Yeah, he is called E Zuishuai (literally means ‘I am the most handsome’ in English). So you better call him Teacher Shuai (Shuai literally means handsome in English).”
Mo Fei, “…” Teacher Shuai=that old crazy bastard?!
Lou Yu picked up the pen and wrote a few words lightly.
Mo Fei looked at his exercise book. He couldn’t tell which words were written by Lou Yu unexpectedly!
Mo Fei then said surprisingly, “You can imitate my handwriting?”
Lou Yu nodded, “I got very strong imitation ability. Feiyu didn’t like writing homework when he was little, so I learnt imitating his handwriting and helped him write his homework.”
Mo Fei said jealously, “Really?”
“Yeah!” said Lou Yu, as if he was still cherishing those old times.
“What a shame! He dumped you. So you writing homework for him goes to nothing.”
Lou Yu looked at Mo Fei, “How many times have you left? I can lend you a hand.”
“Oh???” said Mo Fei while looking at Lou Yu with astonishment.
Lou Yu looked his astonished face and said, “Take it as I never said it.”
“Yes, yes, yes. I need your help. I have written over 200 times. There are still 700 times left.” said Mo Fei immediately.
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