(TN: Xuemei means junior female classmate, and seeking relationship is a way to ask to date someone, as in romantic relationship.)
On the very first day of school, the ‘revealing sweethearts’ post created a wave of enthusiasm on the forum, but it quickly ensued a follow up post.
A person with the forum id “Xiao Nigu” (little Buddhist nun) sent a bunch of photos featuring Chen Fangya and Lin Tianlang in intimate closeness:
“I was lucky to get a photo with Senior Lin, so happy!! According to some of the forum’s logic, aren’t I the real girlfriend of Senior Lin? I personally have no problem! Don’t know if Senior Lin would recognize me?!”
Chen Fangya made a joke in a ‘making fun of herself’ style, and it was unexpectedly funny and well-received.
The post was instantly followed up by even more jokes.
“Xuemei, add oil!” (TN: Add oil is a kind of saying in slang and internet to cheer someone, like the Japanese ‘Fight!’)
“Girl, you sure think highly of yourself!”
“Capture him by force and never let him go!”
“I really wish I could take your place!”
Reading the post and the following comment, Lin Mumu felt a surge of warmth in her heart and warmly looked at Cheng Fangya.
Chen Fangya jokingly made a funny grimace in answer.
On a whim, Lin Mumu also registered herself on the forum with the id “Xiao Daogu” to make a pair with Chen Fangya and commented her post as well:
“Xiao Nigu, I support you, capture Senior Lin! If Senior Lin and I can get on the hot thread just by walking together, with such intimate photos of you and Senior Lin posing and having dinner, it can only mean you must be sweethearts!”
Unfortunately, just as Lin Mumu emerged in the comment section, her screen was flooded with all kinds of “seeking relationship with Xuemei!” requests from boys desiring to date her.
Thanks to Xiao Ren, the photos were so well-taken, Lin Mumu appeared so lovely and pure that her beauty was raised a few notches.
Although Lin Mumu didn’t have the alluring looks of the school flower, she did have the pure and lovely appearance of the younger sister next door, which was much more suited for a girlfriend than those kinds of dazzling looks.
What a good thing …
The ‘closely following the matter’ major general Yun Ting felt extremely concerned about the enthusiastic reactions of this bunch of youngsters. He hated he couldn’t immediately call out all of these bastards to teach them a lesson!
Why did everyone want to chase his wife!
If he wasn’t afraid Lin Mumu would blame him, he would have long sent a hacker message!
In the end, he didn’t send the message, but he lightly moved his fingers and made the computers of the bastards eying his wife crashed instantly.
When they confusedly restarted their computers and went back to the forum, they saw that “Xiao Daogu” had seriously replied: “I have a husband.”
At this moment, Yun Ting was indeed staring at the screen while laughing foolishly.
…
Lin Mumu just finished posting this sentence when the door of the dorm room rang, so she didn’t pay attention to the further gossip on the forum.
At this time, the other two people in their room also came back.
Beijing University was run pretty decently, but the school was located in Beijing’s golden district in a prime location of the City, so the lodging accommodations were very limited.
As a solution, each dorm room was shared by four people, each occupying a single bed size area. The furniture helped save space by having the bed in the upper bunk, and underneath it was a desk, a wardrobe, and two top-mounted cabinets embedded in the wall for larger luggage. The smart compacted layout made the small place look much more spacious and reasonable.
Consequently, in addition to Lin Mumu and Chen Fangya, they were still two other students who lived in their room number 405, and they had just come back.
One of them was a fair skinned and 1.75m tall beauty, she was the typical model of an aloof and fashionable goddess. After entering the room, politely greeted Lin Mumu and Cheng Fangya though without much enthusiasm:
“Majoring in Artifacts’ Appraisal, An Xiaoqin, from Beijing. “
The other person was her exact opposite. Not only was she dark skinned and plump, her clothes were awfully crude. She was at a loss for a while before shrinking to the side, she seemed to awfully lack of confidence. But she still greeted Lin Mumu with a shy sentence:
“Majoring in Artifacts’ Appraisal, Liu Yuanyuan, from the Hainan Island. ”
Reportedly, the Artifacts’ Appraisal department also only had these two female students.
The four women apparently chose the University’s most unpopular majors and were thus all grouped together in that room.
Because Lin Mumu and Chen Fangya were chatting enthusiastically, Liu Yuanyuan also joined with a few words and chatted with them. An Xiaoqin didn’t talk much, but still listened politely with a light smile.
Meeting An Xiaoqin’s eyes, Lin Mumu suddenly enabled her ‘little fortune teller mode’:
“Do you know what our way of the Dao is the best at?” (TN: way of the Dao refers to study/practice of Daoism.)
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