Chapter 198 – Florida Man Called Cops Claiming His New Dairy Cow Sexual-Harassed Him by Forcing Him to Touch Its Breasts.
The screen showed 11 balls rolling out from the gacha machine. Unfortunately, ten came out as grey – They were obviously common automatons.
However, the other one was in rainbow color!
It was neither a pity rare gacha nor a super rare gacha. Leo hit the jackpot!
PLOP
The balls split in half and shot out 11 automatons. 10 wooden mannequins and a humanoid beast woman manifested in front of Leo.
Five of the wooden mannequins had leather armor on. They carried short swords and bucklers as if they were fighters. Three farming robots held farming tools, and the remaining two hoisted short bows and quivers behind their backs.
Five fighters, two archers, and three farmers were basic units, but Leo welcomed them nonetheless.
As for the last automaton, she looked terrific. Her flawless light olive skin resembled Western Europeans. The automaton's curly blond hair refined her noble look. Her frilly red dress revealed her shoulders and upper bosom.
On a side note, she had a huge bosom despite having a slender physique. Leo estimated that they were at least K-cup. Moreover, her height was towering 7'5!
She was a giant!
The mannequin looked like a noble lady in the Renaissance era. She would have looked perfect without the dull iris, cold expression, and two bull horns on her head.
DING
The gacha system revealed the stats of the mannequins.
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Fighter Golem (Level 1)
Rarity: Common
Strength: Muscle Tempering Realm
Specialty: Basic Swordsmanship
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Archer Golem (Level 1)
Rarity: Common
Strength: Muscle Tempering Realm
Specialty: Basic Archery
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Farmer Golem (Level 1)
Rarity: Common
Strength: Muscle Tempering Realm
Specialty: Agricultural Knowledge
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Sierra Tauron, the Tauro Constellation Baroness (Level 1)
Rarity: Ultra Rare
Strength: Earth Immortal
Specialties: Domain of Minotaurs, Minotaur Bloodline, Animal Husbandry Knowledge, Dairy Production
Biography: Tauron Sierra was once a princess of the Minotaur Clan. When Sierra Tauron was alive, she visited Overlord Xiaomao and studied under him for a decade. She returned home and used her newly acquired animal husbandry knowledge to improve her home planet, earning her the Baroness title.
On 764,319 O.E. (Overlord Era Calendar), the Divine Elven Zenith of Neo United Terraforming Solars (DEZNUTS) declared war against the Minotaurs. Overlord Lucky led the DEZNUTS Army of 200,000 deities, 5,000 sages, and 200 entities to eradicate all living beings of the Tauron Solar System. Tauron Sierra died during the invasion, and her soul returned to the River of Karma.
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After reading her biography, Leo had goosebumps. He felt like he had touched something complicated.
Leo walked closer to Sierra. He waved her hand in front of her face, but she didn't even blink.
"Hello, ma'am?"
While talking, Leo's gaze fixated on the cleavage in front of him. Although they only came in a pair, Leo loved them.
Suddenly, Sierra's eyes moved. She gazed at Leo's face and noticed that his eye level was at the same height as her chest.
"You can't milk those."
"…"
"…Yet."
"…"
Leo almost had a heart attack as he didn't expect this summoned automaton to speak. His eyes looked up and noticed her dull stare. Embarrassed, he stroked his beard and feigned ignorance.
"Ahem. Erm, ma'am. Do you still remember what happened to you in your previous life?"
Sierra maintained her gaze. She didn't look like she had any emotion or memory left.
"I remember that I am a Minotaur, but I don't remember anything else. My purpose in this life is to fulfill your need, master."
"AHEM! AHEM!"
Her wordings sounded dangerous. Leo looked away from her bosom to suppress his neurons and hormones.
"Tell me what you can do." Leo changed the subject.
Sierra counted her fingers.
"I can manage ranches and livestock. I can tame wild animals. Also, I can produce a gallon of milk every month."
"…"
Leo choked on saliva. His moral integrity raised a red flag while his primal instinct cheered.
After taking a deep breath, Leo asked her about her strength.
"About your level and strength, how do I upgrade your level?"
"Please touch me and use your life force."
"…"
Leo made up his mind. He would assign her a conversation instructor later as her wording might give someone a wrong idea.
For the sake of his conscience, Leo grabbed her hand.
Sierra dully gazed at her hand. Feeling the touch, her body responded. She clenched her hand into a firm handshake.
"Hmm?"
Leo sensed the force in her grip. He smiled.
"Girl. You shouldn't provoke others. By the way, your hand is very rough. You must have been a hard worker in your previous life."
"I somewhat remember. My breasts hurt every time I extract my breast milk. I hate them."
"…"
"If possible, master. May I ask you for a favor? When I'm lactating, could you please milk me with your hands? At least, they are softer than my hands."
"…"
Sierra was the first to make Leo bend forward and awaken his dragon. He shook his head and got rid of naughty intrusive thoughts.
"I'll send you a better milker. Anyway, about combat, can you fight?" Again, Leo changed the subject before the conversation steered to a wrong turn.
"If you mean fighting in a real battle, I cannot. But if you refer to bed battles, I'm confident in my skills."
"…Never mind."
Leo closed his eyes. He gave up on her.
For some reason, Leo felt like she didn't belong in this peaceful and family-friendly domain. She might fit well in adult-rated stories.
Because the conversation kept steering toward THAT subject, Leo stopped asking Sierra. While holding her hand, Leo glanced at his system menu.
The upgrade fee was quite expensive. Upgrading Sierra to level 2 cost 10,000 YOL.
Since Sierra was Leo's only ultra-rare worker, he invested in her and spent his lifespan.
DING
As soon as Sierra's level became two, her status changed.
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Sierra Tauron, the Tauro Constellation Baroness (Level 2)
Rarity: Ultra Rare
Strength: Sky Immortal
Specialties: Domain of Minotaurs, Minotaur Bloodline, Animal Husbandry Knowledge, Dairy Production
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Her cultivation base improved by a major realm. Although Leo wasn't clear about the cultivation rank beyond the mortal stages, he was happy with the improvement. He upgraded Sierra again.
DING
DING
DING
Fortunately, every upgrade only cost 10,000 YOL. After Leo had upgraded her to level 9, her level reached a soft cap.
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Sierra Tauron, the Tauro Constellation Baroness (Level 9) (Evolution Material Required)
Rarity: Ultra Rare
Strength: True Immortal
Specialties: Domain of Minotaurs, Minotaur Bloodline, Animal Husbandry Knowledge, Dairy Production
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Because of this system, Leo learned more about immortal ranks. The immortal realm cultivation ranks were as follows;
1st stage – Earth Celestial
2nd stage – Sky Celestial
3rd stage - Star Celestial
4th stage - Heaven Celestial
5th stage - Celestial Warrior
6th stage - Celestial General
7th stage - Celestial King
8th stage - Celestial Emperor
9th stage - True Immortal
While thinking about the cultivation ranks, Leo wondered how strong Esen and Acku were. For certain, she should be a high ranker.
Leo shook his head and collected his thoughts. He rechecked the upgrade requirement.
An inventory menu appeared, but there was only one item slot. Over the inventory box, an icon of a required material was shown.
The icon was a blue water droplet. Leo pressed it, and the system informed him of its description.
<True Earth Fate Crystal's Holy Water>
"…I guess I have to complete fate crystal quests to get those."
Leo deeply sighed. He let go of Sierra's hand. However, she didn't let her hand go.
Sierra stared into Leo's eyes. She uttered with a firm voice.
"My lactation period is a week away. Master, don't forget to pay me a visit and milk me."
Leo widened his eyes and yanked his hand away from her. He got goosebumps.
"Get somebody else to milk those cow tettens! Leave my hands alone!"
"If you prefer, you can drink it from the source."
"…"
Leo silently and inwardly facepalmed. He had a headache.
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