Su Qiuge thought for a moment, then took out a notebook and conveniently tore out a piece of paper. She held a pen and drew as she talked.
“One day, an elephant used the bathroom and there was no toilet paper.”
Xie Xinglin leaned over and lowered his eyes to see an ugly and strange creature with two large ears and a long nose on the paper. He let out a scoff, “…This is an elephant?”
Su Qiuge shot him a glance, “Don’t interrupt me.”
She continued, “So, the elephant went and asked the little white rabbit——”
She also drew a little white rabbit on the paper and then made her voice more coarse to imitate the sound of an elephant, she said, “Hey, are you afraid of shedding?”
“The little white rabbit was somewhat nervous and blinked as it replied, “Ah, no, not afraid.”
When she imitated the sound of a little white rabbit, her voice unconsciously became soft and sticky, very pleasant to listen to.
Xie Xinglin’s gaze moved away from the paper and gradually fell on her face.
Su Qiuge didn’t notice and continued, “So the elephant picked up the little white rabbit and used it to wipe its butt.”
Xie Xinglin: ?
Su Qiuge drew a tail and added a round, smooth, and massive butt onto the paper.
“The next day, after the elephant ate and realized it forgot to prepare napkins, it turned around and asked the little brown squirrel, “Hey, are you afraid of shedding?”
“The little brown squirrel was somewhat nervous and blinked as it replied, “Ah, no, not afraid.”
“So the elephant picked up the little brown squirrel and used it to wipe its mouth. After it wiped its mouth, the little brown squirrel said——”
When Su Qiuge spoke to this point, she couldn’t hold back and smiled. Then, her body twitched twice because of the pressure of holding back her laughter. In the end, she still couldn’t hold back and laughed out loud while holding her abdomen, “The little brown squirrel, the little squirrel said——”
“‘Bro, I am the little white rabbit from yesterday’ hahahahahahahaha……”
Su Qiuge laughed to the point of gasping for breath, “Sorry hahahahahahaha.”
When she laughed, her eyes bent like the moon and under the eyes, there were two shallow dimples, it looked very cute.
The eyes were shining, as if stars had fallen in.
Xie Xinglin supported his chin and watched her laugh with a languid expression. The night breeze blew over and carried the scent of the flowers within the dim school. The hallway was very peaceful, with only the sound of her deliberately restrained laughter. It resembled the lovable sound of a kitten acting coquettishly, scratching at one’s heart.
Su Qiuge laughed halfway and discovered that Xie Xinglin was just straightforwardly staring at her. She didn’t think too much and only thought that her story wasn’t funny enough to attract his attention. She revealed a disappointed expression, “What, is it not funny?”
Xie Xinglin blinked his eyes, “It’s okay.”
Su Qiuge didn’t quite believe it, “Then why are you looking at me as if you’re looking at a fool?”
Xie Xinglin held his chin and faintly curved the tips of his mouth. When he was about to say something, he suddenly noticed that there was someone walking over from behind Su Qiuge.
Su Qiuge hadn’t noticed yet and was a bit unreconciled as she continued to ask, “Did you not understand? Do you want me to repeat it? Or change it to a different story?”
Before Xie Xinglin could answer, at this moment, she heard a voice from behind her, “Okay, you can repeat it for me.”
Su Qiuge’s whole body quivered once, then she slowly turned her head and saw the Director Xu that had left not long ago.
Director Xu stood behind her like a ghost. He asked with a gloomy face, “What was so funny? Why don’t you tell me about it too.”
Su Qiuge was silent for a moment, then lowered her head to look at the tip of her shoes. She realized that it was probably impossible for her to escape this time.
When she thought to this point, she was somewhat depressed and slowly said, “You’ve worked overtime until so late, it must be hard work. You haven’t even returned home yet.”
**t/n: Su Qiuge used the formal ‘you’
Director Xu was so angry that he laughed, “I told you to stand in the hallway and properly reflect on yourselves, but not only did you not think you were wrong, you even dared to laugh.”
He spoke halfway and then looked at Xie Xinglin, who stood off to the side, “And you too, Xie Xinglin. This classmate’s attitude towards learning is so improper and not only do you not correct her, you even let her mess around. You are also responsible.”
“You two, I will report to the head teacher of your class. When the time comes, you two better have written a self-review and during the flag raising ceremony on Monday, you will give a speech about it on the school’s podium…”
After he finished, he intentionally stared at Su Qiuge and fiercely said, “Especially you, constantly laughing, what’s so funny? What you said, you better honestly and openly repeat it on the school’s flag raising podium when the time comes! Xie Xinglin, you properly supervise her for me!”
Su Qiuge：“……”
Therefore, ever since that evening self study, the matter that Xie Xinglin and a certain student was punished by Director Xu to stand for being late to self study, and after being punished, were discovered in the hallway telling jokes by Director Xu, and were then punished by the Director to write a review and read it out loud during the flag raising ceremony was gradually spread throughout the whole school.
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