Seven skeletons rushed out and lined up, rubbing their jaw joints. It probably means nice to meet you and welcome.
“Let me introduce you. They are my farm family. From left to right: His, Agapan, Aster, Bellos, Ranon, and Kirtan. Lastly, this friend here is Epiden with a beautiful skull, shoulder blades, and iliac bones.”
“Should I say…nice to meet you?”
As expected, a social interaction between the undead and a paladin was awkward.
“Everyone is free to go. Only Epiden remains.”
Clattering!
Six skeletons scattered. Apparently, they were spending their free time.
Kirtan elegantly arranged flowers, and Agapan polished his tombstone until it shined. Ranon carved cute animals out of a piece of wood, and Hias threw a fishing rod into the reservoir.
Lastly, Aster and Bellos……
‘Why do the two go together into the same grave and close the lid?’
My eyes are blurred.
[‘The Scales that Judges the Soul’ scolds you while asking what are you doing when even the undead are in love?’]
That’s not this genre.
[‘The Creative Business Manager’ encourages you to buy on impulse, saying that genre change rights are always on sale.]
I don’t have 10 billion in cash.
While feeling extreme resentment, a question suddenly crossed my mind.
‘Wait. Just because the genre is fantasy doesn’t mean you don’t date at all. Isn’t it?’
If you look at such main characters, they make a harem because they can’t pick one heroine above all others. Isn’t that also a type of relationship?
So, maybe I can fall in love without buying a genre change ticket?!
‘Gods?’
But somehow the message window was quiet. It wasn’t until a long time later that the gods’ answers came.
[‘The Creative Business Manager’ warns that if you are caught tricking the rules you will face a bad ending.]
[‘The Spoiler Inspector’ nods solemnly.]
‘A bad ending?’
[‘The Spoiler Inspector’ gives strength to his eyes.]
[‘The Scales that Judges the Soul’ notices the ‘The Spoiler Inspector’ and says that you must buy the genre change ticket, there’s no other way.]
[‘The Creative Business Manager’ notices the ‘The Spoiler Inspector’ and says that he is giving advice thinking of you, not for sales.]
What is it? Now I’m really curious about this.
However, the Gods couldn’t seem to speak, so I thought I would have to find out later in a different way. For now, I decided to leave this question behind and solve the business I came here for.
“Epiden.”
Clattering?
I took an item out of my inventory and handed it over to Epiden.
“I picked it up on my way here.”
[<Item> ‘Scythe of Harvest’
The sickle used by the God of Death was improved for farmers. Chances to double the yield.]
This is the farm tool I got from killing the Sentinel of the Apocalypse, Grelius some time ago.
Epiden, holding the heavy scythe in both hands, straightened his spine in surprise.
Clattering…!
“Do you like it?”
Clattering! Clattering!
“I see. I’m glad.”
Just when Epiden was gone, the last member of the dungeon family appeared.
<Mmnya……oh! Huh? It’s the Farmer! Farmer!>
The flame demon, Helverus, who woke up from sleeping in the furnace, found me and quickly approached along the rice field. As the distance closed, Helverus gradually changed and became a 6-year-old boy.
<Farmer, long time no see! But who is the human next to you?>
“It’s been a while, Helverus. This is Thesilid Argent. You can’t mess around with him because he’s a paladin. This is Helverus, the Hellfire. He’s in charge of processing the by-products of the farm and heating in the winter. Being a vegetarian is his individual feature.”
At this point, Thesilid looked a little absent-minded.
“To think that Saint runs a farm with undead and hellfire……”
“It’s a secret in the Church. I will trust you, okay?”
I took Thesilid and went to the wisteria pergola.
As we sat across from each other on the bench, Helverus poked his head out over the table. Epiden set the tin kettle on Helverus’ curly hair and brewed the tea.
<Farmer, would you like to see fireworks? I practiced making they pop really cool!>
“I’m looking forward to it. But not now, a little later.”
We can’t disturb Aster and Bellos.
<Yes! OK!>
Epiden left the flower tea on the wooden table and disappeared.
Helverus also went to eat some hay, saying that if he wanted to set off fireworks, he would have to stock up on strength.
Thesilid looked around the quiet dungeon farm and opened his mouth.
“It seems that the undead also have hobbies.”
“Because it is necessary to have a pastime to pass still time. It’s good for their mental health.”
Suddenly, I wondered if the skeletons who had lived for hundreds of years might be Thesilid’s, who is continuing his life by repeating multiple returns, seniors in life.
Come to think of it, he doesn’t seem to have any hobbies.
Sitting in front of the reservoir, I glanced at Hias, who was lost in thought and recommended to Thesilid.
“Do you want to try it, too? Fishing.”
“……Shall I?”
“Aside from fishing, flower arranging, sculpture, and tea ceremony are also fine. Go and ask them about it. Everyone will kindly teach you.”
“I see. But weren’t there seven skeletons? I can’t see two of them.”
“……Never mind those two.”
“Okay.”
Thesilid stood up from the bench with a nice smile. His choice was, of course, fishing. Left alone in the wisteria pergola, I drank the tea.
<What are you going to do now?>
“I happen to have something to do.”
I opened the system right away.
‘I can’t stand being curious.’
The bad ending that occurs when dating without purchasing a genre change ticket.
What I’m going to do now is to address that question.
I carefully entered a thoroughly calculated comment to appeal to as many people as possible.
[Kill Heal]: Hello masters of Transmigration. I’m a newbie, can I ask a question?
✠
The transmigrators community chat window.
Even today, it was in the process of creating a polite chatting culture with good manners by using the fine Korean language correctly.
[Cider Pass 381]: Oh, why don’t you give me a ticket? I’ll give you cash, so sell it.
[A Successful Fan]: No new content updates. No events. It seems like an operational mess.
[Attention Seeker with Hidden Power]: ? Are you looking for new content while you haven’t cracked the Tower of Trials yet?
[Original addict 7]: Not everyone is a tower addict like you.
[Genre Change Aspirant]: Is there a discount on genre change tickets……
[Monster Chef]: Please sell the top skill books. It’s hard to make a livingㅠ.
[Daughter of the Pope]: The Miss Female Lead here is cheating the beauty status.
[Harem Construction Worker]: Summer is here, please, please, let swimsuits be given as gifts, go, go.
[No.1 Hunter’s daughter]: Is it time to talk about wishes like that? Please update the event dungeon!
[Original addict 7]: In Hunter Daughter’s worldview, a zombie dungeon break can occur on Halloween and the setting becomes a zombie apocalypse, are you okay with that?
[Genre Change Aspirant]: I’d rather do that……
[Monster Chef]: What kind of contemporary work did you transmigrate into, to become crooked like that even after eating kimchi and ramen? ㅠ
[Genre Change Aspirant]: I can’t eat kimchi and ramen either……there’s only French bottled water in the fridge……
[Tyrant’s Daughter 5]: The Ms. Genre Change transmigrated into is……?
[Daughter of the Pope]: I’m jealous……
[Harem Construction Worker]: ??? What is the genre?
Around the time the users were talking about what they wanted from the Transmigration Bureau or strengthening their friendship by speaking about each other’s lonely circumstances.
[Kill Heal]: Hello masters of Transmigration. I’m a newbie, can I ask a question?
[Monster Chef]: Huh.
[Original addict 7]: What.
[Cider Pass 381]: Crazy.
[Master Chef]: Kill Heal?
[Harem Construction Worker]: What is it? Is that?
[FFF-level Physical Skills]: Wow, awesome. it’s Kill Heal!
[Kill Hill]:? Everyone?
[A Successful Fan]: Lololololololololo, okay. Let’s answer the question.
[Original addict 7]: Newbie questions are welcomed. Lol.
[Kill Heal]: I transmigrated in a Fantasy Novel. What happens if I don’t buy a genre change ticket and fall in love?
[Harem Construction Worker]: Are you dating?
[Kill Heal]: There’s nothing wrong with building a harem.
[Harem Construction Worker]: You’re dating at that level of difficulty?
[Cider Pass 381]: Kill Heal, what kind of novel did you transmigrate to?
[Kill Heal]: Why all of a sudden?
[Cider Pass 381]: I’m curious what a SS level-difficulty novel looks like
[Kill Hill]: ……
[Kill Hill]: How do you know that?
The questioner’s words were shortened. As long as she intuited that the deception of a newbie had failed, there was no reason for only her to use formal speech.
[Cider Pass 381]: If you achieve S-level or a higher-level difficulty, the chat will be notified. Lololololololololol.
[A Successful Fan]: Lololololo, welcome back.
[Original addict 7]: lololol.
[Kill Heal]: Ha……………
[Attention Seeker with Hidden Power]: Pretending to be a newbie to snag interest. Are you an attention seeker?
[Cider Pass 381]: You are the official one in this chat. JSU pls.
[Original addict 7]: The attention that Kill Heal gets even if they are jabbed>>>>>>The attention that newbies receive >>>>>>The attention Mr. Attention Seeker receives because he’s frantically spamming about raiding the Tower.
[Cider Pass 381]: Addict preaching the truth. So! What novel did you transmigrate into? lolololol
[Kill Heal]: I……transmigrated in RUWS……
[Harem Construction Worker]: Fucking RUWS!? LOLOLOLOLOL
[Cider Pass 381]: That sweet potato novel?
[Tyrant’s Daughter 5]: Wow. If it’s RUWS were you the older sister with the number in front of me? You were the one who was sincerely asking for parenting, right?
[Tyrant’s Daughter 5]: Hing; no answer; You read it, but why?
[Cider Pass 381]: Sister Kill Heal, please answer Miss Tyrant’s Daughter.
[Kill Hill]:?
[Kill Hill]: I blocked everyone with daughter in their names so I can’t read them.
Note 01: JSU = Just Shut Up
Note 02: RUWS = Return Until The World Is Saved
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